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Joke of the Day

"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"

"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."

"get the butter out hillary is toast!"

"Unroll wrapping paper. Shoo cat away Turn to get gift Shoo cat away Get tape Dammit cat Get tape Wrap up cat Wrap up gift Pet cat"

"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."

"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese Newspaper. Do you get it? . . . . . . . Me neither, I get the New York Times"

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"

"Stop. Stop it right now. I'm going to count to five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. ~A parenting haiku."