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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."
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"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste."
"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."
"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."
"Of course Tom Cruise will complete his mission. With Xenu, all things are possible."
"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."
"Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from ""he's a dog"" to a 70"
"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."