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Joke of the Day

"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."

"TDIL: Why Arizona gets so hot. Because they don't observe daylight saving time the heat of the day is compressed into fewer hours."

"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."

"What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ? A historepost."

"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""

"[pet store] COP: someone's been stealing puppies OWNER: OMG now I'm missing another one ME: who would do such a thing *shirt starts barking*"

"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"

"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."

"One day, someone will call me sir without adding ""I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."""

"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."