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Joke of the Day

"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"I'm going out of this world the way I came in it... Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin."

"Do u know why all the pills are white colored? Because they work"

"Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"

"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."

"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"Instagram better not use my cloud pics. THEY'RE MY CLOUDS GET YOUR OWN CLOUDS ZUCKERBERG!"

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."