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Joke of the Day

"My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!"

"Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts"

"A drum solo but on your face."

"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a Women pushing it around."

"I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18."

"How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg"

"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."