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Joke of the Day
"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"
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"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."
"""I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running around rooftops w 17 weapons on him.""-Nobody in Assassin's Creed"
"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"
"I call my penis ""newborn baby"" Because sometimes I have to slap it repeatedly to bring it to life."
"I said to the chemist: ""Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?"" He said: ""Why?"" I said: ""She keeps waking up."""
"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"
"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"
"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."