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Joke of the Day
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."
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"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"
"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."
"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."
"The best part about dating a homeless girl You can drop her off anywhere."
"Dark humor is like food Only some people get it"
"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"
"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."
"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"