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Joke of the Day

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."

"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."

"When I was a little boy, my dad taught me that any little boy or girl, even me, could grow up and become President someday... I'm starting to believe him."

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"

"Saturday usually #followfriday"

"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"

"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared"