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Joke of the Day
"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"
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"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"
"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"
"If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that's weird."
"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"
"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."
"What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common? Those who practice them don't want any beef with people."
"if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user."
"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""