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Joke of the Day

"Why was jesus great at rock climbing? He could find foot and hand holes"

"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"

"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."

"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."

"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."

"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"

"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."

"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."

"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"