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Joke of the Day
"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."
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"Facebook Faithful on your wall, but cheating in your inbox."
"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"
"9gag anyone?"
"It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside."
"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."
"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"
"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."
"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."
"What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off? NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!"