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Joke of the Day
"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."
Next Joke
"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"
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"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"
"What do you do to dead chemists? You barium."
"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"
"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"
"Could somebody please explain ""free range"" eggs? These chickens aren't even born yet. I'd kind of rather they be stationary."
"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
"Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment"