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Joke of the Day

"Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me"

"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"

"Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim."

"Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? He didn't want to get hearing aids."

"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."

"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""

"Why don't orphans enjoying playing baseball. Because they don't know where Home is."

"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."

"How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave."

"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""