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Joke of the Day

"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"

"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""

"I'm not sure what 'First World Problems' means so I tried to look it up on my phone but I can't get 3G service here and my life is horrible!"

"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth? He had his soup before it was cool."

"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"

"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."