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Joke of the Day

"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"

"Girls heres how to tell if a guy wants you for sex 1) He does"

"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."

"I would say Reddit's jokes aren't copy pasted but then again we're all *stuck* down here together in this place"

"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."

"On a microwave, typing in 90 gives you a longer cooking time than typing in 100. MIND BLOWN"

"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair"

"Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? You'd see them coming."

"I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move."

"I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now."