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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"

"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"

"How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*"

"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."

"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"

"What did the deer say to its lover? You are very ""deer"" to me."

"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"