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Joke of the Day
"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
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"I'm allergic to football fields They send me into NFLactic shock."
"What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""
"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"
"There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days... I just sit there shaking my fist at them."
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list."