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Joke of the Day

"So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year, when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price."

"We'd be scared of beavers if trees screamed."

"Every time I try to pick up chicks a description of my car ends up on the news."

"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."

"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"

"Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk? It's an udder disappointment."

"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."

"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"At my job interview today the Boss said, ""You're shaking, don't be so nervous."" So I told him, ""Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm an alcoholic."""

"Well this is a little....... A falcon goes into a restaurant and runs into his ex-girlfriend thats on a date. The falcon says ""well, this is Hawk-ward"""