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Joke of the Day

"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"

"why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies"

"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."

"I told my boyfriend to ""Stop paying games with my card"" He said shut up!, i hate Backstreet boys."

"My boss wanted to know why I was away for so long. I told him I was in the restroom and he doesn't believe me. He insists I'm lying but I'm really just full of shit."

"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"

"I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn't be allowed to leave Wal Mart."

"Birdwatching by Jack Daw"

"How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."