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Joke of the Day

"Could somebody please explain ""free range"" eggs? These chickens aren't even born yet. I'd kind of rather they be stationary."

"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"

"Flirtation tip: glue a dead wasp to your hand before the date, then snatch at the air beside her head and show her the wasp. Say ""close one"""

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."

"My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face"

"The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism badumtss"

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."

"What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction"