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Joke of the Day

"Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."

"breakfast in bed? babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later."

"What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !"

"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"

"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""

"You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired. ""Please, no. I can try harder."" You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died."

"What's green and turns red at the push of a button? A frog in a blender."

"If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating."