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Joke of the Day
"What's green and turns red at the push of a button? A frog in a blender."
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"Me: I LOVE Pokemon Go! Him: Are you just collecting caterpillars and putting them in your purse?! Me:"
"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""
"Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!"
"North Korea"
"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"
"[commercial] Narrator: These are real people and not actors- Actor watching the commercial: *throws lamp at TV* WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!"
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired."
"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."
"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."