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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !"
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"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."
"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"[pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers"
"Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . . . . . it was provolone."
"What is the national vegetable of Germany? *Michael Schumacher.*"
"I used to be passive aggressive but now I'm aggressively passive. Don't mess with me, idiot. I'll sit right here. I'll f*cking forgive you."
"Some people say it's not what you know, but who you know... I say it's not who you know, but whom you know."
"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."
"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."