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Joke of the Day

"breakfast in bed? babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later."

"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"

"Statistics. Studies show that almost 213% of statistics are inaccurate."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black? Artificial intelligence."

"I never know what to do with my hands when I'm at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me."

"""Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.."" [rubs up against your leg] ""that's better"" -cats"

"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."

"You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na . . . What about Nitrosoxide NO . . . Umm... Potassium? K.."

"Books vs. Mexicans Q: What do books have that Mexicans don't? A: Papers."