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Joke of the Day
"Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male."
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"Can you believe this guy watching porn on the bus over my shoulder?"
"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."
"My brother just lost his left hand, but the doctor told me not to worry. He's going to be alright."
"When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena ."
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"
"""I'm up for anything"" - penises"
"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."
"My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren't allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive."