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Joke of the Day

"Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen."

"Did you hear about the guitarist that got arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."

"Is it racist that I only use chopsticks when eating Asian food? I'm never like, ""Time for pancakes! Where are my chopsticks?"""

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now"

"I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body."

"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Why is Hitler never invited to the BBQ'S? Because he is always burning the Franks"

"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"