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Joke of the Day
"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"
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"You know whats sad? A depressed onion cutting itself."
"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"
"Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? You didn't? It was breaking canoes."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"
"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""
"What do you call gummy semites? Chews!"
"If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors every once in a while I'd throw a paper in there so he wouldn't feel too bad."
"A vampire walks into a bar... He orders a cup of hot water. When he gets it he smiles, whips out a bloody tampon, and says Time for Tea!"
"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."