117029
Joke of the Day
"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"
"How many times does 1 go into 0? As Many Times As It Wants!"
"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."
"Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh."
"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."
"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."
"My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say join 4chan"
"A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time."