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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."
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"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."
"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""
"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*"
"Young people don't relate to George Foreman. That's why, today, I'm introducing the Skrillex Grillex."
"I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day."
"Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity."
"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."
"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"
"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."