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Joke of the Day
"I married two women last week Wasn't that big o' me"
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"Saturday usually #followfriday"
"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!"
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."
"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"
"My hand is stuck in a jar of salsa right now. I'm just gonna leave it in there. This is who I am now. I'm tired of fighting."
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"
"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""