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Joke of the Day
"I married two women last week Wasn't that big o' me"
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"Do you need an Ark? I Noah guy."
"What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day."
"Sad Dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."
"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."
"There are few things in life as pure and true as a grilled cheese sandwich."
"Million Dollar Idea: A pot pie. Only bigger. And filled instead with fruit. Apples perhaps."
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"My wife's friend's baby always cries when her mom leaves the room. My son just laughs at her. Proud father of a douchebag."
"What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling? You belong."