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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""
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"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"
"Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'."
"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"
"What is a ninjas favorite drink? Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out."
"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"
"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"
"Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything."