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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"

"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."

"What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door."

"My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line ""Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."""

"I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him"

"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."

"What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system? I don't know."