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Joke of the Day
"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"
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"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."
"Sure laying me down on a ""Bed of Roses"" sounds all romantic and shit, but I much rather lay on a bed of fries and onion rings."
"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""
"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"
"Today I had a second helping of hummus. I was arrested for double hummus-ide."
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist"
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"