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Joke of the Day

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."

"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"

"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."

"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."

"Wanna hear a joke about Reddit? This thread has been locked by the moderators due to excessive off-topic posting. [M]"

"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."

"Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people."