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Joke of the Day
"I rely on a little boy to tell me how I feel and boy, are my arms tired?"
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"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... But I already told it."
"Drank 3 shots of espresso and can now feel every part of my skin at once AMA"
"gmail@chucknorris.com"
"So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH"
"Frog in a car A frog is driving a car when it breaks down. So what happens? It gets toad away."
"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"
"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"
"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."