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Joke of the Day
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
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"8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons? Shivalry."
"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."
"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"
"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."
"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."
"My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her ""Where's this stemming from petal?"""
"What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food"
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.... I have no words right now to describe how angry I am."