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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."

"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"

"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."

"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."

"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"

"What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope"

"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says ""Bus Stop."""

"How to deal with anger and resentment toward someone: 1. Write down feelings and put message in a bottle 2. Break bottle over person's head"