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Joke of the Day
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."
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"How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"""
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"
"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"
"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"
"Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite."
"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."
"What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year? Irish pride"