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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tomato blush red? Because it saw salad dressing! :D Just like I saw your mom dressing Cause she's a skank Come at me, Reddit. Come at me"

"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."

"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."

"Just found out my best friend is on Match.com... but I can't make fun of him about it because then he'll wanna know why I was browsing single men on Match.com."

"Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool. he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road"

"What does Disney and the porn industry have in common? They both hire adults that look like teenagers."

"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"

"I heard a great Ray Rice joke... but I can't remember the punchline."

"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""

"Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them? In Watts. I'll see myself out now."