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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"

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"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"
"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"
"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"
"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"
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"Don't read this if you don't like sensitive topics Biting into an ice cream"