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Joke of the Day
"I heard a great Ray Rice joke... but I can't remember the punchline."
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"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"Why do black people have white hands? Because everyone has a little good in them"
"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""
"""As the crow flies"" means something entirely different when it's ""in your living room"" and you are ""hiding in the closet with your cat."""
"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."
"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."
"Just passed a cop on a bicycle, I hope I used my turn signal properly or I might get a detention or whatever they hand out"
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"