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Joke of the Day

"You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn"

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"Did you hear Kony is raising up another army? It's a baby only army. The infant-ry."

"Psychoanalysis is just regular analysis performed by one of my exes"

"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."

"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing"

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?"