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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?"

"Beauty is only a light switch away. That is all."

"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""

"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"

"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"

"I used to steal jokes.... ....I still do. But I used to too."

"They say you can get to a man's heart through his stomach... Unless he's a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."

"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."

"I caught a computer virus once. My thumbnails fell off..."