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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."
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"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."
"Why was six scared of seven?"
"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."
"My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious."
"Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers."
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"
"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."
"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."
"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."