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Joke of the Day

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."

"Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry."

"If a 92 year old woman hooks up with a seventy five year old man. She's no longer considered a couger. That's a saber tooth."

"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"

"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."

"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."

"Did you hear about the guy that died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin"

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."