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Joke of the Day

"American nuclear response time is around four minutes. But eight minutes if you are using a cigar on a naked intern."

"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"

"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""

"Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses."

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"I had to break it off with my girlfriend. She wouldn't fake orgasms. I can't be with someone who doesn't care about my needs."

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"She is such a hoe that she doesn't have boyfriends.. ...she has daily active users."