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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."
Next Joke
"What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Let him out of your basement and he can go back to his family."
"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"
"Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded."
"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't"