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Joke of the Day

"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""

"I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check"

"I think I better go play the lottery because I just correctly plugged in a USB cord on the first try."

"Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant? Because its period was late."

"Women belong in the House ...and the Senate"

"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"

"Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid."

"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"

"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."

"[creating humans] GOD: Make them imperfect... ANGEL: Okay...done... GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect."