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Joke of the Day

"Her: I'm so wet Him: I'm so hard Eavesdropping alien: These people are bad at describing themselves."

"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."

"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"

"A Good Lawyer Knows the Law A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."

"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"How can you make your d bigger? CAPS LOCK"