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Joke of the Day

"I had to break it off with my girlfriend. She wouldn't fake orgasms. I can't be with someone who doesn't care about my needs."

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."

"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"

"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"

"Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends? Because it sticks to itself."

"Me: pretty much any name can be unisex My son Stephanie: I hate you dad"

"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."

"I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, ""That's a little condescending."""

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"