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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers."

"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."

"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."

"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""

"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."

"Bin Laden is also responsible for all of my typos and unfunny tweets."

"A handsome man walks into a gay bar Everyone started putting their stool in!"

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."