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Joke of the Day
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
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"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"
"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."
"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."
"3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!"
"Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl."
"*stands by cucumbers at grocery store *feels intimidated *hides by baby carrots *gets ego boost"
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"Do you know how NASCAR got its name? It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, ""That's a nas' car."""