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Joke of the Day
"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"
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"Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking"
"Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes."
"What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train? Miscarriage."
"""I'm too sexy for my mom."" - Right Said Freud"
"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."
"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Anyone who bought WiFi please google ""Fatal Engine Error:38"" & come to Cockpit ASAP. Thanks"
"What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement."
"I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day... ...It was a moving experience."