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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."
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"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""
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"On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt... ...that shows a lot of balls."
"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."